9/11 Memes
George W. Bush
Subject: 9/11 was an Inside Job
Subject: 9/11 was an Inside Job
Subject: Bush Doesn’t Care
Subject: Bush Bomb
Subject: Two-Faced Bush
Subject: If Taliban Won the War
Subject: If Taliban Won the War
Subject: Letter From The White House
From: The White House
To: Albert Gore
Dear Al:
We found some more votes. You won. When do you want to take over?
Sincerely,
George W. Bush
Subject: Bush Oil
Subject: Bush Joke
Osama Bin Laden phoned President George W. Bush. "I had a dream about the United States," he said.
"I could see the whole country, and over every building and home was a banner," said Bin Laden.
"What was on the banner?" asked Mr. Bush.
"LONG LIVE OSAMA!" answered the terrorist.
"I am so glad that you called," said President Bush, "because I too had a dream. In my dream, I saw Afghanistan and it was more beautiful than ever; totally rebuilt, and over every building and home was a big, beautiful banner."
"What did the banner say?" asked Osama.
"I don’t know," answered President Bush, "I can’t read Hebrew."
Subject: Osama bin Bush
Subject: Mission from God
Subject: WTC Rebuilt
Subject: Speech by Bush
If I were President George W. Bush’s Speech Writer…
“Good evening my fellow Americans…
-First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York and all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest assured that anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety of our country will be done. This is the greatest country in the world and we will get through this trying time. Now is the time for all people to set aside our petty differences and show the world that no one or nothing can destroy the fortitude of the American people.
-To the people responsible for today’s tragedy, I say this:
-Are you fucking kidding me?
-Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too tight?
-Have you gone too long without a bath?
-Do you not know who you are fucking with?
-Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at each other every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets for our aggression. Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people that started fucking around with us? Remember the little yellow bastards over in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2 million of them in their own back yard. That’s what we in America call a big ass barbecue.
-Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it’s so big? Because we wanted it that way.
-Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo and now they cut our lawns.
-England? We sent them packing.
-Ask your buddy Saddam about fucking with the good ‘ole USA. The only reason he got away the first time is because it’s too hard to shoot someone when you’re doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers aren’t trained to laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he couldn’t stop a pack of cub scouts from taking over his shitty little country.
-Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and try to hide, Bin Laden. There’s not a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough that’s going to keep your camel riding asses safe. We will bomb every inch of any country that harbors you, your camps and any place that looks and even smells like you were there. Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that have pissed us off in the past.
-This is America. We kick ass. This is what we do. Go ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and we will smoke your sorry asses.
God bless America!
Subject: Another Joke
A husband and wife were watching the news on television: The devastation at the World Trade Center; the videos of different countries around the world crying with Americans over the events of the past few weeks; reporters updating and attempting to analyze political strategy; President Bush making speeches.
The wife turns to the husband and says, “I’m so thankful that Bush is our President. He is doing such a wonderful job.”
The husband turns to the wife and says, “Shut up, Tipper!”