Vanadia

Stop Being Sweet

I Quit. Give Me Sugar!

It has been nice.
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I give up.

I am tired of being the freak who doesn’t eat birthday cake, ice cream, or dessert.

I’m sick of feeling left out.

I just want to be like everyone else and do what they do.

Why can’t I just eat cookies and candy like a normal person?

I’m tried of writing blog posts for this website. 

I’m sick of being strong and exercising my willpower.

What difference does it make if I allow myself to indulge?

I’m getting old and I’m going to have missed all the fun.

I want to go coo coo for Cocoa Puffs.

I want to eat purple hearts, orange stars, and green clovers.

My teeth don’t matter.

My health isn’t important to me.

Our civic duty is to consume.

Processed food manufacturers can influence me, I don’t care.

Fast food companies, please send me some coupons.

And, if you haven’t already figured it out, April Fools!

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