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Osama Jokes

Q:Why does Osama always carry a piece of shit in his pocket?

A: It’s his photo ID

Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?

A: Nothing,........ yet!!!

Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?

A: B-52…F-16…B-1…F-18…B-2…F-14

Q: What is the Taliban’s national bird?

A: Duck

Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?

A: So they can see their Air Force.

Q: What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?

A: They both wanted to know where those Tomahawks are came from!

Q: What’s the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of shit?

A: the bucket

Q: What’s the five day forecast for Afghanistan?

A: Two days.

Q: Why don’t bin laden’s people eat shit sandwiches?

A: they can’t stand bread

Q: Why doesn’t the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?

A: because the camels can’t handle it

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