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Osama Bin Laden phoned President George W.  Bush.  "I had a dream about the United States," he said.

"I could see the whole country, and over every building and home was a banner," said Bin Laden.

"What was on the banner?" asked Mr.  Bush.

"LONG LIVE OSAMA!" answered the terrorist.

"I am so glad that you called," said President Bush, "because I too had a dream. In my dream, I saw Afghanistan and it was more beautiful than ever; totally rebuilt, and over every building and home was a big, beautiful banner."

"What did the banner say?" asked Osama.

"I don’t know," answered President Bush, "I can’t read Hebrew."

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