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Afghanistan Weather Report

The weather in Afghanistan tomorrow is expected to be sunny in the morning with increasing mushroom clouds in the afternoon. The temperature looks to be a moderate 2000 degrees with cool winds upwards of around 700 miles per hour. It will definitely be a day for the sunblock, and it wouldn’t hurt to shake the dust off the ol’ lead suit in the closet. If you’re planning on venturing offroad in beautiful Afghanistan tomorrow, don’t forget to drink plenty of fluids such as barium which shows up nicely when blasts of radiation flow through your body. Most of all, have fun out there in dusty Afghanistan and enjoy the old country while…..... well, while it’s still there.

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