A Great American Plan
The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the hard-line Islamic people cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife-
Tonight at 7:00 PM, all women should run out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists. The United States appreciates your efforts and applauds you. God Bless America!
I don’t know about anyone else, but I personally don’t know of a better way to put the fear of God into them.