David Vanadia presents...
A Day in the Life of the Narrative Ninja
You are in my way! I pay taxes to drive on this road!
You almost killed me, now I’m gonna kill you!
Once upon a time, there lived a butcher & a talking cow...
Thanks Mr. Ninja. Mr. Ninja? Where’d he go?
My house, business, memories! I’ve lost everything.
There was once a shirtless man who owned nothing but a wooden button...
OMG! I’ve never felt so free! Thank you Ninja man. Ninja man? Where did he go?
Keeping Portland weird, nin-jah dude? Let’s fight!
Sorry, promised my Nana I wouldn’t fight.
After slaughtering a young gang, she heard their side of the story & realized she was wrong. Guilt-ridden, she threw her Ninja star into space & never faught again. Her dying request was that I only use words as weapons...
...unless her star returns to to Earth.